Fortnite! 🤣

Fortnite! 🤣

Hellllllllllllo, and welcome to yet another post of SomethingPhyshy! Today we have a short, funny story that happened to me a few months ago.

I was at a friend's house and I was playing some Fortnite and was trying to re-learn his crazy controls (I had my left index finger on the right trigger).

Anyway, I was getting a bit hungry and was doing a little debate inside my head while I was jump-stacking.

III'MM HUNGRY!
But the gaaame!
I physically cannot keep playing this game due to the pain of not eating in six hours.
I physically do not care, c'mon this guy's practically dead!
NOOOOO!!! I'M HUNGRY! Just a hot-dog or something!
But this NOOB! C'mon just kill him, and then shoot a tree or something...
I AM GETTING UP AND STUFFING A HOT POCKET INTO MY FACE!
Look, theres a legendary weapon, just pick that up and maybe kill the guy who's sneaking up on you...
There's a..? HEY THERE'S NO ONE BEHIND ME! I AM GETTING UP!
Ok, well just give yourself a fighting chance at least if your just gonna go completely AFK...
I'M NOT GOING AFK, I'M PREVENTING MYSELF FROM DYING!! But ok...

So what I did was I ran-jumped to center of the map and thought about cheeseburgers and cheese steaks. Once I got to the center of the map I made the sorriest excuse for a fort you have ever seen.

For walls, and a cone roof (I was getting pretty hangry by now so I kept making weird little mistakes like a turret upside down on the ceiling auto-shooting into the sky).

So I lit an fire and started roasting marshmallows. And just to see how long I survived, I left my screen on.

I went and made myself a huge bowl of noodles and a power smoothie and watched some funny videos. After a few minutes I came back and saw "Number 1 Victory Royale!"

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